That irks my soul

If it's one thing I can't staaaaand it's spiritual energy suckers.

What are those?

People who only pop up when they have a need and only in times of trouble and drain you of any little bit of energy you have then go on their merry way until their next crisis.

When things are going good, they turn into Casper and you can't find them in the daytime with a candle.

But when that coin flips to the other side?

All of a sudden they're blowing your phone up more than those telemarketers do.

True, you have a kind heart and love being there for people but GAAAAAHHHHLEEEE how many of those times do they call just to check on you? Shoot you a text just to send some encouragement?

I'm at a point now where I've identified those exact people in my life.

Trust. I see you, boo.

And the next time my hotline bling, I already know it can only mean one thing - and I won't be picking up.